[It feels good, even if it's also worrying. Look at him, with people that listen to the garbage that comes out of his mouth and laugh in a way that isn't condescending and cruel. A fucking miracle. Héctor must be toasted.]

Stupidest fucking thing you've said in a while -- I know, a real high fucking bar. Tía? She's smart. Everything you ever said about Ernesto paints the guy as a fucking asshole. Course she ain't gonna like that. Nah, you want a dumbass, you look at my boyfriend that knows I can be a dick but supposedly likes me anyway.

[if he wasn't just being used hahahaha he needs more tequila]