[Sorry, man. Undead are just Gross. One of his worst nightmares is having the life sucked out of him and being turned into a vampire.]

Let me lay to rest any heart attack-inducing ideas or rumors: no fucking way in hell I'm secretly a deadbeat. Or a good father. No kids. A physical impossibility, thank fucking christ. Anyway... I dunno so much if blood's got a lot to do with...destiny shit. Same way it feels right you're a skeleton, I'm Mama's son, you know? It makes sense in my head, I might just be bungling the fucking delivery.