Wow, after so many months trying to get OUT of the underworld, the mortals went and dressed the surface up to look just like it. Charming.
But Zagreus isn't the type to let the decor get him down. He grabbed a cup of wine blood from the snack table and swept out into the crowd to make some friends, pausing only to splash a few drops on the ground and mutter "For Dionysus..."
He owed the god of wine and revelry one, and they were so TOUCHY about getting slighted up there on Olympus. Zagreus secretly suspected they needed something to do.
-E-
Zagreus already owns a toga. It's about ALL he owns, in fact. But his toga is well cared for and clean. The one he's wearing now is FILTHY. Like he's been living and sleeping in muck (it's careful painting mostly. He smells fine.). On top of that he's got furry leggings of some weird kind and is carrying a set of panpipes on a string around his neck. Also: fake horns.
Yes, Zagreus showed up dressed as a satyr, but not the kind you can imagine chasing nymphs through a picturesque forest. This is more the type of satyr that you can imagine scurrying under the refrigerator when you turn the lights on, or digging through your garbage at 3am.
Look how many satyrs have YOU met?
-Z-
Or you know whatever. Wildcard me up. I'll run with it.
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Wow, after so many months trying to get OUT of the underworld, the mortals went and dressed the surface up to look just like it. Charming.
But Zagreus isn't the type to let the decor get him down. He grabbed a cup of
wineblood from the snack table and swept out into the crowd to make some friends, pausing only to splash a few drops on the ground and mutter "For Dionysus..."He owed the god of wine and revelry one, and they were so TOUCHY about getting slighted up there on Olympus. Zagreus secretly suspected they needed something to do.
-E-
Zagreus already owns a toga. It's about ALL he owns, in fact. But his toga is well cared for and clean. The one he's wearing now is FILTHY. Like he's been living and sleeping in muck (it's careful painting mostly. He smells fine.). On top of that he's got furry leggings of some weird kind and is carrying a set of panpipes on a string around his neck. Also: fake horns.
Yes, Zagreus showed up dressed as a satyr, but not the kind you can imagine chasing nymphs through a picturesque forest. This is more the type of satyr that you can imagine scurrying under the refrigerator when you turn the lights on, or digging through your garbage at 3am.
Look how many satyrs have YOU met?
-Z-
Or you know whatever. Wildcard me up. I'll run with it.