[Aww, what a good puppy.]

Hey, only some of those are my fault. [That's a super encouraging thing to here, clearly.] But I'd give her most of the credit for that one. Her design, I was just the brute labor.

[The package proves to contain a wooden box, with something heavy inside...]

Well, you know how it is- you can get one of 'em anywhere, but it's not the same without that personal touch...

[It's a sword.]